Too bad none of the William McGonagalls I know live in Surrey, B.C., or they could’ve picked up $75 by doing this:

“As part of the exhibition “The Art of the Sari,” the Surrey Art Gallery is currently looking for poems written by B.C. writers that are inspired by the form and grace of the sari…Poems must be original, submitted in both languages, and accompanied by the name and address of the poet. Fees will be payable only to the author.”