How to ask an author to autograph your copy of his book: get shit-faced, tackle him, and as you press your knee into the small of his back, say, “That’s two s’es in ‘Chrissy’”. (Link found on Prufrock.)
Sign my book! Now!
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… pressing your knee into the small of his back, you say: “You WILL update this blog, NOW!!”
nilanjana s roy 
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