Oh my paws and whiskers. Linda Richards from January magazine actually got to interview the distinctly media-shy Rohinton Mistry–and then managed not to get any of it on tape. For what it’s worth, here’s the Mistry profile: one Rohintonian anecdote, one burbling summary of Family Matters, one approving use of “exotic” as an adjective, and one quote. The man’s destined to remain our very own International Man of Mistry.